CAUTION: looking at this blog might make you confused, sorry in advance. ALSO I AM NOW MARRIED TO deathisthenextadventure WHOOO I WANT PRESENTS TO CELEBRATE!
beyonce once told all the single ladies to put their hands up
here goes nothing
wait whats this?
If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough
well I am now dating one of my best friends.
I think I got a little too gay
This wasn’t supposed to happen.#that line more than any other defines their relationship i think #their relationship wasn’t //supposed// to happen #castiel wasn’t //supposed// to stay #but dean and cas fucked the system #broke the rules #defied fate //together// #and kept clawing their way back to each other no matter what obstacles stood between them #there is literally ALWAYS something impeding them from getting back to each other #fights and torture and mistakes and circumstance and dimensions themselves #the foundation of their relationship is conflict itself #a faithless man rescued by an angel sworn to heaven #yet dean through cas gained faith. cas through dean gained free will. #despite everything keeping them apart dean would still rather have cas cursed or not #cas would still choose dean over all because dean is kind of his world if we’re being honest #they were never //supposed// to be allies #to be best friends #to be maybe more #but they were #they //are// #because they make it up as they go (via mishcollin)
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
remember that your favorite blog is being run by a real person and they have feelings and i am 99% sure they’d love hearing from you!! send them a message on or off anon and make their day 10x better!!
reading bad fanfiction is like listening to the kidz bop version of your favourite song
why is this so accurate
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?